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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>Jenksy: Hockey</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @theavaholic)</generator><link>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>The O'Reilly Factor</title><description>&lt;p&gt;THE O&amp;#8217;REILLY FACTOR (no, not that O&amp;#8217;Reilly Factor):&lt;br/&gt;
The Ryan O&amp;#8217;Reilly offer sheet debacle has become a lot more interesting.&lt;br/&gt;
It&amp;#8217;s become apparent that if the Avs hadn&amp;#8217;t matched the offer, O&amp;#8217;Reilly would have had to clear waivers before joining the Flames because he played two games in the KHL AFTER the NHL season started. So, who&amp;#8217;s to blame? Everyone except the NHL.&lt;br/&gt;
Calgary- &amp;#8220;Interpreted&amp;#8221; the rule differently. If the Avs hadn&amp;#8217;t matched, another team would have doubtlessly snatched O&amp;#8217;Reilly off waivers, meaning they would have a new player, the Avs would have Calgary&amp;#8217;s 1st and 3rd draft picks, and the Flames would have ended up with NOTHING. All it would have taken was a phone call the the NHL to ask about the rule. GM Jay Feaster and others would almost certainly be out of a job if this had gone through.&lt;br/&gt;
Colorado- If they&amp;#8217;d known what the rule was, they would likely have told Calgary about it, therefore avoiding the offer sheet and having to shell out over $6m for O&amp;#8217;Reilly next season. Otherwise they knew about the rule and decided to completely fuck Calgary over by not matching the offer if it was too much money, and essentially taking Calgary&amp;#8217;s draft picks for free.&lt;br/&gt;
Pat Morris- O&amp;#8217;Reilly&amp;#8217;s agent also misinterpreted the rule. In the quest for more cash, he could have accidentally screwed over his client and an entire NHL franchise.&lt;br/&gt;
Ryan O&amp;#8217;Reilly- He would have happily moved to Calgary or stayed in Colorado, but would have most likely have ended up in Columbus or somewhere else he didn&amp;#8217;t want to be. &lt;br/&gt;
If the deal had gone through there would be a whole mess of appeals and bullcrap for the league to deal with, and O&amp;#8217;Reilly might not have been able to play for whichever team had him for several more weeks. I guess everyone involved can be thankful that Colorado matched the offer sheet.&lt;br/&gt;
Shitshow.&lt;br/&gt;
The backlash in Colorado is that the Avs told Matt Duchene that they wouldn&amp;#8217;t pay anyone more than what he&amp;#8217;s making, and now O&amp;#8217;Reilly is going to be making almost double that next year. Basically, the guy who took less money, worked his ass off during the offseason, and who is now having a great year, is going to get paid less than the guy who sat back and waited for the money to come in. We&amp;#8217;ll see if that causes some off-ice tension.&lt;br/&gt;
So, I guess that&amp;#8217;s the real O&amp;#8217;Reilly Factor.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/44385418258</link><guid>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/44385418258</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Mar 2013 13:27:48 -0500</pubDate><category>Ryan O'Reilly</category><category>Colorado Avalanche</category><category>avs</category><category>Calgary</category><category>Colorado</category><category>Calgary Flames</category><category>Flames</category><category>Flamers</category><category>Jay Feaster</category><category>Greg Sherman</category><category>Matt Duchene</category><category>O'Reilly</category><category>Duchene</category><category>whoops</category><category>Factor</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2dls6oF7Y1r5y8n2o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/20972362351</link><guid>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/20972362351</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 13:57:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Ryan O'Reilly</category><category>Factor</category><category>Avalanche</category><category>Avs</category><category>Colorado Avalanche</category><category>NHL</category><category>hockey</category></item><item><title>nhlhomepagepuns:

March 20, 2012

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Sem of All...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m187lojyjN1rryjkco1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nhlhomepagepuns.tumblr.com/post/19673204694/march-20-2012-punny-video-titles-sem-of-all" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;nhlhomepagepuns&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;March 20, 2012&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Punny Video Titles:&lt;br/&gt;
Sem of All Fears&lt;br/&gt;
Semyon It&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/19673904936</link><guid>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/19673904936</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 05:16:00 -0400</pubDate><category>David Jones</category><category>Colorado Avalanche</category><category>avalanche</category><category>Avs</category><category>NHL</category><category>NHL.com</category><category>hockey</category><category>pun</category></item><item><title>It’s true. One does not.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0wyuhx86P1rq7fsqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It’s true. One does not.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/19335725039</link><guid>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/19335725039</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 02:47:05 -0400</pubDate><category>Boromir meme</category><category>One does not simply</category><category>Colorado Avalanche</category><category>Avalanche</category><category>Avs</category><category>NHL</category><category>Hockey</category></item><item><title>LANDO FO SHO!
I was watching the game at work. Luckily it was a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0t8ubkLfB1rq7fsqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;LANDO FO SHO!&lt;br/&gt;
I was watching the game at work. Luckily it was a slow night because 1. I got to actually watch a good amount of the game and 2. I yelled “YES!” really loudly when Lando scored. Good thing there were only a few people in the store.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In other news, the Avs are the first tab on the front page of NHL.com for the first time probably ever. Why do they neglect us so? We could win the only game being played on any given night and they will go with some other story. Bask in it while we can, I say!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/19226834299</link><guid>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/19226834299</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 02:32:00 -0400</pubDate><category>gabriel landeskog</category><category>avalanche</category><category>Colorado Avalanche</category><category>avs</category><category>hockey</category><category>nhl</category></item><item><title>Appropriate jerseys to wear at an Avs-Oilers game include: Avs, Nordiques, Rockies, and...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Appropriate jerseys to wear at an Avs-Oilers game include: Avs, Nordiques, Rockies, and Oilers.&lt;br/&gt;
Others seen today were: Penguins, Blackhawks, Capitals, Predators, Islanders, Devils, Flames, Canadiens, Sabres, and Lightning.&lt;br/&gt;
The league was well represented in Denver today, for whatever reason. &lt;br/&gt;
Great win today, even if they didn&amp;#8217;t capitalize on their best chances. I would have been pissed if we lost.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/19086732101</link><guid>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/19086732101</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2012 19:10:51 -0500</pubDate><category>Avs</category><category>Avalanche</category><category>Colorado Avalanche</category><category>NHL</category><category>hockey</category></item><item><title>Gonna walk over to the Pepsi Center to take in a matinee game with the lady. Today is a good day....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Gonna walk over to the Pepsi Center to take in a matinee game with the lady. Today is a good day. With any luck they&amp;#8217;ll win this time. Go Avs!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/19067940377</link><guid>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/19067940377</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2012 13:23:35 -0500</pubDate><category>Avs</category><category>Avalanche</category><category>Colorado Avalanche</category><category>Go Avs</category><category>hockey</category><category>nhl</category><category>Edmonton Oilers</category><category>Oilers</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0jbasvOcg1r9o49vo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18927082334</link><guid>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18927082334</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 19:27:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Why can’t I go to games like that?
The Avs have been...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0i2zssdfF1rq7fsqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Why can’t I go to games like that?&lt;br/&gt;
The Avs have been outscored 9-1 in the three games I’ve been to this season (3-0 against Detroit in the home opener, 4-1 against Winnipeg, 2-0 in that awful display against Columbus last week) and 18-2 going back to the last game I went to last season (the 9-1 Calgary game). Da fuck?&lt;br/&gt;
Anyway, go Avs!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18891137518</link><guid>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18891137518</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 00:52:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Avs</category><category>Colorado Avalanche</category><category>Avalanche</category><category>hockey</category><category>NHL</category><category>Winning</category></item><item><title>When your goalie plays to his full potential :-D</title><description>&lt;p&gt;When your goalie plays to his full potential :-D&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18783738822</link><guid>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18783738822</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 03:12:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Avs</category><category>Colorado Avalanche</category><category>Varly</category><category>Semyon Varlamov</category><category>Varlamov</category><category>hockey</category><category>NHL</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m09xv9SuW51r2kl3jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18626658346</link><guid>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18626658346</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 18:01:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Don’t we pay McLeod, Downie and McGinn so that Lando...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VhOi9zO8Urk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Don’t we pay McLeod, Downie and McGinn so that Lando doesn’t have to get his ass kicked?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18595222277</link><guid>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18595222277</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 00:32:11 -0500</pubDate><category>Avs</category><category>Colorado Avalanche</category><category>Gabriel Landeskog</category><category>nhl</category><category>hockey</category><category>hockey fight</category></item><item><title>Piss poor performance by the entire team tonight. The only...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08rhhjUvY1rq7fsqo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Piss poor performance by the entire team tonight. The only reason it wasn’t worse is because Columbus is so awful. If we’d played like that against Vancouver or Detroit we would have lost 6-0 or 7-0.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18594178595</link><guid>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18594178595</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 00:05:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Avs</category><category>Colorado Avalanche</category><category>nhl</category><category>hockey</category><category>scumbag avs</category></item><item><title>Reblog if you are a hockey fan!</title><link>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18482058500</link><guid>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18482058500</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 00:06:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This assumes that white isn’t a colour, but otherwise I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr5zkcBIdj1qzf8v5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This assumes that white isn’t a colour, but otherwise I think it’s cool.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18481784346</link><guid>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18481784346</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 00:00:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Beauty</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="239" id="embed" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://nhl.cdn.neulion.net/u/videocenter/embed.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="high" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashVars" value="hlg=20112012,2,935&amp;event=COL386&amp;server=http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/&amp;pageurl=http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/&amp;nlwa=http://app2.neulion.com/videocenter/nhl/" /&gt;&lt;embed name="embed" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://nhl.cdn.neulion.net/u/videocenter/embed.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="239" quality="high" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="hlg=20112012,2,935&amp;event=COL386&amp;server=http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/&amp;pageurl=http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/&amp;nlwa=http://app2.neulion.com/videocenter/nhl/"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Beauty&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18429694771</link><guid>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18429694771</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 02:40:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Paul Stastny</category><category>Matt Duchene</category><category>Colorado Avalanche</category><category>Avs</category><category>hockey</category><category>NHL</category></item><item><title>Red Wings Suck</title><description>Rob: The announcers for the wings would never use the phrase "tickled pink." you should be ashamed.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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Matt: Scoreboard&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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Rob: League standings&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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Matt: Geographical location&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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Rob: Touche</description><link>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18309770348</link><guid>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18309770348</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2012 06:27:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Detroit Red Wings</category><category>Colorado Avalanche</category><category>Wings</category><category>Avs</category><category>hockey</category><category>NHL</category><category>Red Wings Suck</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrj4aUA1F1rq7fsqo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18028916416</link><guid>http://theavaholic.tumblr.com/post/18028916416</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 16:45:46 -0500</pubDate><category>Colorado Avalanche</category><category>Steve Downie</category><category>Kyle Quincey</category><category>Hockey</category></item></channel></rss>
